throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
That moment when someone asks "What time is it?"...
philhowellsfordan: xemilykikix: omg this is literally me
When you say your prayers
When another group of hot girls is trying to steal...
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first says: “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says: “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Person: I get butterflies in my stomach whenever I see you
Me: STAHP EATING CATERPILLARS YOU SICK FUCK
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.