whorishgreen:

Rashida Jones’s tweets make everything better

whorishgreen:

Rashida Jones’s tweets make everything better


alexfause:

Ron Swanson goes to the doctor + bonus Ann

(vía thatswhattheythought)


aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(vía manda)


tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

(vía sprinkleofglitr)


yodiscrepo:

Televisión de calidad.

yodiscrepo:

Televisión de calidad.

(vía totalmenteunrelated)



caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

(vía ruinedchildhood)


EN LOS AUTOBUSES SÓLO HAY GENTUZA
Todos y cada uno de los pasajeros de un autobús son indeseables. Incluido TU, que lo sepas


fallontonight:

Jimmy’s monologue from 7/17/14 

[Part 1/ Part 2]



popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

(vía cortneyact)


h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(vía manda)


Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’
Amy Schumer [x] (via rashaka)

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

What the hell

this is triggering me please tag your spiders

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

What the hell

this is triggering me please tag your spiders

(vía memewhore)


real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

(vía manda)