Junio 18, 2013 • 51 868 notas • • humortrain

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Junio 18, 2013 • 89 622 notas • • thr-ill

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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Junio 18, 2013 • 208 787 notas •

do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob

is this what girls do

yup

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Junio 17, 2013 • 158 240 notas • • rocksymom

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

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Junio 17, 2013 • 590 notas • • damnthosewinchesterboys
Me: Mom will you make me a sandwich
Mom: Make it for yourself
Me: but.. thats work...
Mom: Work makes you free
Me: Did.. you just quote.. Hitler..
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: I am Hitler. Now go make your own sandwich
Junio 16, 2013 • 10 115 notas • • zandalf

So this happened.

Mum: Tom got a new haircut
Me: OMG Hiddleston or Hardy?
Me: Hanks?? Cruise?
Me: Malfoy? that guy from Mcfly??
Mum: YOUR COUSIN
Junio 16, 2013 • 956 notas • • fleshapoids

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Junio 16, 2013 • 34 267 notas • • stsstuff

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Junio 16, 2013 • 213 452 notas • • bloody-nips

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

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Junio 16, 2013 • 6 614 notas • • the-goldengirls

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Junio 16, 2013 • 174 notas • • sexlesslovers

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Junio 16, 2013 • 69 101 notas • • dramarama44

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Junio 16, 2013 • 22 notas • • biggerfears

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Junio 16, 2013 • 12 168 notas • • allonsymytardis

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Junio 16, 2013 • 693 notas • • fyeahmanilaluzon

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