thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

(vía no1twerkslikegaston)


When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops



oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

(vía thatswhattheythought)



supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(vía thatswhattheythought)


trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
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(vía thatswhattheythought)




(vía fake-ketchup)


tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

(vía ruinedchildhood)


(vía tumbleboof)



(vía cyberho)